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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Weekly Warbler




Warblers are small songbirds varying from 3.5 inches to 10 inches. They chirp and sing from time to time when happy, sad or for no reason.
Play any song of the bird you like.
file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Ramachandran/Desktop/Birds.htm (Right click on the link and open ‘Hyperlink’)
 
Weekly Warbler will chirp once a week on matters
that you and I come across, in a lighter vein……



POLITICS: 

·         * If he is not made the C.M. in Karnataka, Yeddyurappa immediately takes over as  One-man opposition Leader in Karnataka Assembly against any C.M.!

·        *  If BJP resembles feuding Kauravas, the whole party is Dhrutarashtra- the blind king, vis-à-vis Karnataka!

·         * Mere number kab Ayega..? Sharad Pawar is already viewing 2014 and worried  he might be dumped…


·         * Spending Govt. money for pujas in temples to Invoke rain-gods is as ridiculous as funding by govt. for visits to Mecca…. Both reek of votebank politics!

·        *  ‘Paniwaali Bai’ Mrinal Gorewho famous for fighting for common man, banging Taali to bring water to a Mumbai suburb Goregaon,   died in Thane. R.I.P. M’am..

SEXES:

·           * Why women can’t unite and get laws passed to protect themselves is hard to understand? Are men playing ‘divide and rule’ here…?!


BOLLYWOOD:

·        * Looks like Rajesh Khanna’s Bungalow Aashirwaad is already heading for a tug-of-war between Live-in and family members…

FANCY ADS: 

·          * Children Food: Q: Which ‘Energy’ drink is best to make your child taller, smarter, beautiful and handsome because Sachin or Dhoni drink that? A: None! Milk is best. Truth behind these ‘Health Drinks’!

·         * Tall Claims behind beauty Ads… end up with loads of chemicals on your face and scalp! Read this..!

SPORTS:

·          * England getting a real beating back from S.A. what they gave India a year ago, with interest!

·          * Amla’s 300+ is a lesson how to play fast bowlers in England. Hope Indian team playing ODI in Sri Lanka had time to watch Amla and learn!

·             *    Rahul Sharma testing positive for dope makes the case for clamping WADA with immediate effect. What do you say, BCCI?


·              * Is Virat Kohli slowly turning out to be a Rahul Dravid? Dependable and hopefully a man for all seasons!

SOCIAL CHANGE:

·         * To be effective, Anna should fast alone and make sure his team doesn’t involve in any nautanki

HEALTH:

·        *  Naani’s Health Tips: Cherries chase away joint pains, arthritis and chronic headaches.. This is now confirmed by Research… go for it..


Warbler’s Weekly call: ;-)  Maddur Station in Bangalore-Mysore has always been famous for ‘Maddur Vada’. Now that the 4 molesters were thrashed and kicked hard, it has also become famous for ‘Maddur Vode (kicks)!’ :-)

Till next week…

ERR


Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Weekly Warbler





Warblers are small songbirds varying from 3.5 inches to 10 inches. They chirp and sing from time to time when happy, sad or for no reason.
Play any song of the bird you like.
file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Ramachandran/Desktop/Birds.htm (Right click on the link and open ‘Hyperlink’)
 
Weekly Warbler will chirp once a week on matters
that you and I come across, in a lighter vein……

TRIBUTE:  LYou made us laugh, cry and sing with you…  ..Thanks for that and, Good bye Rajesh Khanna… L

ENVIRONMENT:

·         Mysore’e Dep. Commsnr. Makes cycling compulsory for his staff once a week. Movement spreading all over Mysore. Hooray Vastrad sir! May your tribe increase!


POLITICS: 

·         Why can’t Government both at Centre / State rein in Khaps slapping ‘Fatwas’ that demean women? Are Votes the problem?!

·         With two dep. C.M.s breathing down his neck and Yeddy planning his next Nautanki Shettar can’t get a shut-eye peacefully..

·         Are Khaps and Talibans two sides of the same coin? Then, we can’t even toss for a solution..!

·         With crown Prince still not making the mark, will Priyanka be the sure-fire and surprise choice one day..?  Well, years ago, that’s how her Granny walked in…

·         Shouldn’t U.S.  clean up their backyard first before policing rest of the world?!


SEXES:

·           Digest this! In India Men worship their Goddesses Chamundi, Durga, Lakshmi, Saraswati ; rape and humiliate their women,  both round the clock!!

NETWORKS:

·         No amount of breast-beating 24 X 7 will solve plight of girl / woman in India.. It needs Police / Lawyers/ legislators and above all a political will to pass a bill and put everything in its place…

·         Networks! Economy is in shambles, there's zero G'vnance. Stop nonstop coverage of kids falling in ditch. Govt is in Deep Hole! Attack that or give a helping hand..!

SPORTS:

·          Even Sports Minister cannot prevent CWG-tainted Suresh Kalmadi from going to London! This Government clearly cannot do anything..

·          For God's sake PC, phone CBI court and cancel Kalmadi's visit to London! If he goes it's a slap on you, me and rest of India..!

·         Hope England doesn’t have to wait that long again before somebody enters a grand slam final at Wimbledon.


·         Gandhi would have been a Great bowler. He could spin as well as Fast..!

SOCIOLOGY:

·         India is in Past, Present and Future tense, all at the same time is what you feel when you hear Khaps dictats, Assam’s shame and girls train to become Astronauts…

·         Aamir Khan’s focus on elderly and their problems was heartrending and timely..




HEALTH:

·         Naani’s Health Tips: Green tea boosts metabolism and prevents degeneration of tissues. Drink lots and here’s a cheer to that!


Warbler’s Weekly call: L Once, one half of India were madly in love with him..The other half, men, envied him…Now, together it’s a tearful farewell to Rajesh Khanna…L

Till next week…

ERR

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Weekly Warbler



Warblers are small songbirds varying from 3.5 inches to 10 inches. They chirp and sing from time to time when happy, sad or for no reason.
Play any song of the bird you like.
file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Ramachandran/Desktop/Birds.htm (Right click on the link and open ‘Hyperlink’)
 
Weekly Warbler will chirp once a week on matters
that you and I come across, in a lighter vein……


HOMAGE:

·         Elephant herd gives a tearful farewell to Lawrence Anthony author of The Elephant Whisperer…



POLITICS: 

·         TIME calls MMS under-achiever...Probably TIME is right. How come they missed out calling George Bush a ‘mass murderer’? Or for that matter Warren Anderson of Union Carbide who richly deserves the epithet? More difficult to pick on one’s own President? ;-)

·         Drought conditions and malnourished children stare at so- called ‘leaders’ in K’ka  involved in nonstop binging  in 5 star hotel  to elect new C.M., 2 Dep.C.M.s..!

·         Chidambaram should have referred to rise in idli or dosa prices than Ice Cream..!


·         Salman Kurshid shot himself in the foot by criticizing the ‘crown prince’!

MONSOON:

·         Monsoon’s failure this year matches with Government’s own performance so far..  A Double Knockout..!

SPORTS:

·          Wonder Why Kapil mum on Sachin's 'pick and choose' Policy and Selectors' collective lack of Guts..Sunny's silence understandable..

·         A freak eye accident has resulted in bidding a sad farewell to Cricket South Africa’s Perennial Fighter, Mark Boucher..Bye’ Mark..

·         Hope England doesn’t have to wait that long again before somebody enters a grand slam final at Wimbledon..

·         How to predict when Sachin is available to play for India..?  list of possibilities… http://mymysore9.blogspot.in/2012/07/selection-of-sachin-in-indian-team.html


BOLLYWOOD:

·         Watching Prabhudeva dance makes one wonder if what passes off as dance is plain Khan kid stuff in Bollywood..!

MEDICINE:

·          Ward boys and cleaners have taken over the job of Doctors… Nothing new.. Have always felt some Surgeons are part-time Butchers!
·         Sometimes is it better to wait for the body to monitor and regulate itself than allow meddling by quacks to make things worse..?

HEALTH:

·         Naani’s health tips:  Sipping1 tablespoon of apple cider vinegar with 8 ounces of water before a meal stops painful bouts of Heartburns….


Warbler’s Weekly call: J BJP, a National Party has relegated itself to being called Karnataka Lingayat Party (KLP), thanks to the ‘Low Command’s’ non-stop tang (le!)- o with Lingayat Leader Yeddurappa…J

Till next week…

ERR